From the Hare himself:
Tonight's H5 night's run from the Sandy Bay Rotunda @ 6:30PM
There is catering for food (Pizza) and drinks so if you are a p1ss head or
prefer a pinot over a rough as guts red please BYO extra hops.
Parking may also be a challenge so pack your bag for a bit of a walk to the
on on.
on on
The Limp One
For a all this Tas Hash go to www.tashash.blogspot.com
Given Chardonnay's association with the annual Highland Fling, I thought it appropriate to let hashers know of a planned Hash House Harriers tartan. Reproduced below is an extract from http://www.hashtartan.com/, which sets out how this started and where it is going. You can also lodge your interest in purchasing a hash kilt on the site.
Beginning in March 2008, a group of kilt-enthusiasts from all over began developing a tartan that could be worn proudly by hashers anywhere and everywhere. The project has thus far received enthusiastic support from hashers in countries as far-flung as Scotland, Iraq, and the USA. Development of several designs took place, with open discussion happening on HashSpace through the Society of Kilted Hashers group. It was agreed upon that the design should be based on the tartan of the 93rd Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders Regiment, the tartan used by A.S. Gispert.
The colors chosen for the tartan designs give a nod to the thrill of the hash:
GREEN (shiggy to snag you)
BLUE (water to wade through)
BROWN (mud to crawl through)
RED (the inevitable blood on the trail)
WHITE (flour to lead us onward)
…and of course,
GOLD (the lovely lager that is our quest)
A plethora of hashers visited the HashSpace discussion and weighed in on the designs. At last, two were chosen as the favorites amongst all presented. The favored designs were registered with the Scottish Tartan Authority (STA) under the names Hash House Harriers Hunting (Design 1) and Hash House Harriers Trail (Design 2). Please read more about each design below.
Hash House Harriers Hunting
This tartan closely resembles the original 93rd Highland Regiment tartan in its main colors. Hunting tartans are traditionally darker in color and of a practical bent: the colors are easier to keep clean, and they allow the wearer to remain more easily camouflaged in the shiggy. (This was important back when people actually hunted in hunting tartans.)
Hash House Harriers Trail
This tartan uses the same pattern as the original 93rd Highland Regiment tartan. However, its colors reflect the true nature of the hashing trail: a plethora of shiggy and mud, a water-crossing here, a bloody wound there, a trail of flour to lead the pack on-on, and beer, glorious beer, as the golden sun in the sky of hashing. Such colors also appeal to the bolder hasher in all of us!
Chardonnay Hash House Harriers
Lake St. Clair Resort
June 6th to 9th
$65 gets you
* Saturday night accommodation
* Highland Fling badge
* three-course meal Saturday night
* nude run
* Sunday breakfast
* Saturday run and piss stop
* Saturday light lunch
* lots of laughs and memories
* chance to win the 3D quiz
* Sunday run and another piss stop
(bloody cheap, really!!)
Extras
* Friday night accommodation - an additional $20 per person
* Sunday night accommodation - - an additional $20 per person
* only 60 beds available - 1st in best dressed
* pay up to Yeti, your friendly Hash Cash
What you need to bring
* bedding
* running shoes
* kilt
* $ for drinks over the bar
* any additional food you may want
* warm clothing
* rain coat (if you bring it, you won't need it!!)
For further enquiries please contact Red Dress ph 0417 510 842 or Trust Me ph 0409 186 549
Posh Hash, Unorthadox Connoisseurs of Eating & Drinking
Committee
Grand Mistress ---- Bucket - bmcconno@bigpond.net.au 0408 101 204
Joint Mistress --- Just Once - mco34354@bigpond.net.au 0409 137 704
Joint Mistress --- Grass Roots - basiagreen@bigpond.com 0421 444 800
Posh Starts at 6.30pm for a 7.00pm start on the 1st Friday of each month.
Dress is Black Tie and Formal.
Stroll 94 2nd May 2008 set by Grass Roots @ The Lower House
Stroll 95 13th June 2008 set by Trust Me @ TBA
Stroll 96 4th July 2008 set by Short Circuit and Just Once @ TBA
Stroll 97 1st August 2008 set by Kaylene @ TBA
Stroll 98 5th September 2008 @ TBA
Stroll 99 3rd October 2008 @ TBA
Stroll 100 7th November 2008 @ TBA
Contact Bouquet, Just Once or Grass Roots for further details
Crusher 450 runs 2/08/07
Portholes 400 runs 12/07/07
Captain Condom 400 runs 16/08/07
Goblet 350 runs 26/07/07
Dirty Dero Dave 350 runs 31/05/07
Cant Stop 350 runs
Herr Flick 350 runs
Growler 350 runs 13/12/07
Satin 300 runs 5/04/07
Pee Wee 300 runs 26/04/07
Scrotum 300 runs
Snack Bar 300 runs 4/10/07
Swallow 300 runs 31/01/08
Pork Sword 300 runs 24/04/08
Red Dress 250 runs 22/11/07
Sticky Mickey 250 runs
Spoof 250 runs 24/04/08
Trust Me 200 runs
Wee Bev 200 runs
Yes Please 200 runs
Pullit 200 runs
Banger Dan 200 runs 30/08/07
Prickit 200 runs 6/09/07
Psycho Sally 200runs 27/09/07
Hamburglar 200 runs 18/10/07
Thunderbox 200 runs 15/11/07
Pole Dancer 200 runs 22/11/07
Sweet Cheeks 200 runs
Chockablock 200 runs
Wet n Wobbly 200 runs
Back Alley 200 runs 17/01/08
Bucket 200 runs 10/04/08
Neutron Piss 150 runs 12/07/07
Tit's a Plenty 150 runs
Bloody Mary 150 Runs 30/08/07
Wrinkle 150 runs
Third Time Lucky 150 runs
Zero 150 runs
Tits Up 150 runs
Eager 150 runs
Barbies Chatterbox 150 runs
Milky Bar 150 runs 8/11/07
Hi Ho 150 runs
Mt Carmel 150 runs 17/01/08
Chris Miss 100 runs 2/08/07
Yeti 100 runs 8/11/07
Nancy Boy 100 runs 8/11/07
Hands On Big Hairy Balls 100 runs 22/11/07
A Bit of This 100 runs 3/01/08
Souvenir 50 runs
Softy 50 runs 2/08/07
Jack Sh#t 50 runs 16/08/07
Buddah 50 runs 13/12/07
Lone Arranger 50 runs 17/04/08
Grizzly 50 runs 24/04/08
Where: Ulverstone – Rocket Park
When: Dooh – 29/02/2008 6.30pm
What: Stroll / Run
After: Counter attack at local hotel
Cost: No cost for stroll / run – pay for own meal, etc
Word around the traps is that Hobart Full Moon H3 is trying to hi-jack the Leap Year Hash for 2008. Not only that, they aren't even going to bother to hold it on 29th February!
As a Leap Year Hash veteran, I cannot sit idly by and allow this to happen to the oldest hash club in Australia*!
Instead, I invite all true Leapers to a run from the aptly-named Kangaroo Bay Drive, Bellerive, starting at 6:30pm on Friday 29th February 2008.
There'll be no charge, but that also means that you need to BYO everything.
On! On! at least once every four years!
The phantom hasher!
* the oldest hash club in Australia that runs only every four years (maybe)
Grand Master - Growler
Joint Masters - Trust Me and Red Dress
On Sec - Arse Cutter
Hash Cash - Yeti
Hash Hops - Pee Wee and Satan
Tucker F##kers - Sweet Cheeks and Third Time Lucky
Trail Master (Route Mistress) - Tit's A Plenty
Hash Lips - Buddha and Dirty Dero Dave
Haber-Dasher - Hands On Big Hairy Balls
Hash Flash - Hamburglar
Hash Horn - SmallgoodsFounded on 21st January 1999
How it all happened - the founding of Chardonnay Hash House Harriers.
For a couple of years prior to 1999, a handful of H4 hashers met on a Thursday evening at the offices of Creese and Ransley, 150 Davey Street. We would go for a run mainly through Battery Point, around the wharf area, and up Davey Street back to Scrambles' office.
For some time we had pondered over whether Hobart could support another club that ran midweek, not on the traditional hash Monday night, but nothing further eventuated. Quite often during our run, we would pass Gilbert “Trembles” Leitch walking home to South Hobart, and typically Trembles laid back ridicule upon us Hash Athletes with comments like “bunch of poofters, parading around town, just to get a thirst so you can go back to Ran’s office and suck Chardonnay in the company boardroom”. This was usually replied to with things like “fat bastard” or other subtle references to Trembles' lack of athleticism.
However, Trembles had sown the seed; the idea of another hash club resurfaced and it was agreed that if it got going, Chardonnay Hash House Harriers would be a good name. We decided that the club should be mixed and that Thursday night would be the night. Scrambles booked the Globe Hotel for Thursday 21st January 1999. The word was passed around and the rest is history.
Original Chardonnay Hashers were:
Paul “Pee Wee” Green
Mary “Bloody Mary” Alexander
Steve “Music Man” Mannering
Ben “Dr. Benny” Green
Bob “Pork Sword” Sawdy
Ross “Music Boy” Mannering
Dennis “Scrambles” Ransley
Leanne “Bundy” Koeck
Wayne “Crusher” Hall
Lesley “Satin” Blackburn
History according to Pee Wee
1st Run @ Globe Hotel on 21st January 1999
50th Run @ Hope and Anchor on 9th December 1999
100th Run @ The Good Woman Inn on 24th November 2000
111th Run @ Risdon Brook Dam on 8th February 2001
150th Run @ The Good Woman Inn on 18th October 2001
200th Run @ The Polish Club on 13th September 2002
222nd Run @ Parliment Street Park on 6th February 2003
250th Run @ The Polish Club on 1st August 2003
300th Run @ The Polish Club on 25th June 2004
333rd Run @ Old Coach Road on 3rd February 2005
350th Run @ Golden Valley on 12th June 2005
400th Run @ The Polish Club on 20th April 2006
444th Run @ The Newtown Golf Club on 1st February 2007
450th Run @ The Tasmanian Hockey Centre on 15th March 2007
500th Run @ The Polish Club on 24th January 2008
Grand Master's
1999 Biddy -Token H4 GM who did not attend Chardonnay
2000 Big G - Token H4 GM who did not attend Chardonnay
2001 Hi Ho
2002 Satin
2003 Crusher
2004 Pork Sword
2005 Herr Flick
2006 Portholes
2007 Captain Condom
Joint Master's
1999 Pee Wee & Scrambles
2000 Chockablock & Pork Sword
2001 Bloody Mary & Herr Flick
2002 Rootless & Portholes
2003 Growler & Goblet
2004 Sticky Mickey & Dirty Dero Dave
2005 Spoof & Swallow
2006 Crusha & Yes Please
2007 Prickit & Snack Bar
Hash Cash
1999 Pee Wee
2000 Tiny Tim & others
2001 Neutron Piss & Growler
2002 Bucket & Fawlty
2003 Wee Bev & Herr Flick
2004 Pullit
2005 Prickit
2006 Dirty Dero Dave
2007 Chris Miss & Cereal Box
Hash Lips
1999 Portholes
2000 Stickey Mickey & Barbies Chatterbox
2001 Swallow & Scrotum
2002 Wrinkle & Red Dress
2003 Yes Please & Captain Condom
2004 C#nt Stop & Dodi
2005 Tit's A Plenty & Snack Bar
2006 Herr Flick & Growler
2007 Psycho Sally & Pole Dancer
Trailmaster
1999 Satin
2000 Shitloads
2001 Zero
2002 Feathers
2003 Chockablock
2004 Trust Me
2005 Crusher
2006 C#nt Stop
2007 Scrotum
On Secretary
1999 Pee Wee
2000 Eager
2001 Goblet
2002 Psycho Sally
2003 Wet n Wobbly
2004 Portholes
2005 Captain Condom
2006 Drawbridge & Hands On Big Hairy Balls
2007 Spoof
Hash Horn
1999 Drawbridge
2000 Windscreens & Captain Condom
2001 Captain Condom
2002 Captain Condom
2003 Captain Condom
2004 Pole Dancer
2005 Thunderbox
2006 Hands On Big Hairy Balls
2007 Soft Cock
